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An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet...I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day...And repeat this pordedure for 2 weeks...The next time I see you, you should have lost at least 5 pound...When the Irishman retured, he shocked the doctor by having lost nearly 60 lbs...That's amazing the doctor said....Did you follow my directions?...the Irishman nodded...I'll tell you though, I taut I were going to drop dead on dat tird day...You mean from hunger? asked the doctor...No, from the bloody skipping all day!

Thanks to Adi for this bit of levity...